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Joke of the Day

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"

"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him."

"The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye."

"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."

"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."

"I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers."