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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."

"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground."

"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"

"Boyfriend VS motorbike ufffff. ""Full LOL joke"" Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)"

"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."

"What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall"