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Joke of the Day

"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"

"According to the BMI chart I am too short."

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."

"Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass b*tches.."

"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"

"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""

"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."

"Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose."

"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."