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Joke of the Day

"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"

"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."

"This youth group broke the number one cardinal rule of making money at a Car Wash. They let the fat chick hold the car wash sign."

"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."

"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"

"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"

"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""