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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my exams with curves"
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"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"
"Peanut Butter A man walks into a psychiatrist's office masturbating with a jar of peanut butter. He asks the doctor, ""Well, whaddya think?"". The doctor replied, ""I think you're fucking nuts."""
"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"
"Godzilla vs. A Floor Scattered With Legos"
"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."
"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"
"ruins all credibility when a rapper says he's ""depressed"" in a song. know who else is depressed? my 14 year old son Greg"
"What elements make up life? Lithium and Iron"