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Joke of the Day
"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"
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"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"Say what you want about deaf people"
"What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"
"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."
"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."
"Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer"
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"
"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."