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Joke of the Day
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
Next Joke
"I'm on a roll tonight! Whoops! Never mind, it was just a muffin."
"What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them."
"Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good."
"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"What's the difference between me and Christmas? My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early."
"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."
"One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998."
"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."