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Joke of the Day
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
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"I found a spider in my shoes today He looked so ridiculous they were way to big for him"
"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."
"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"
"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."
"that moment when football players come out of the locker room and realize they're all wearing the same thing again"
"What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you."
"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."