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Joke of the Day

"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"

"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"

"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."

"What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side? Everything, given enough time"

"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"

"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."

"You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs."