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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a horse's food comes to know Jesus? Christian Bale"
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"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."
"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."
"Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip? So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these"
"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"
"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""
"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."
"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."
"I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn."