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Joke of the Day
"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."
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"I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, ""my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"""
"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"
"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."
"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."