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Joke of the Day

"I met Lance Armstrong after a party Me: So, Lance, how was the party? Lance (Pensively glancing at the whisky): I had a ball."

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."

"Two friends meet after a long time. First one: Hey, you have changed a lot. Second: Yes, I just updated my software to latest version."

"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."

"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."

"I'm sure Santa is black... He only works one day a year."

"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."