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Joke of the Day

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was in tense."

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"

"Google Glass is the Segway of eyes."

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"

"I've got an inferiority complex. But frankly, it's not a very good one."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang a picture! Happy Easter!"

"What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry."

"How long will a floating point operation float?"

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."