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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus? Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What's it like to go down on an ewok? It's alright, they're just a little chewy."

"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."

"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."""

"Homeless people are so lucky. They don't have to pay rent and can eat as many pigeons as they want."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays."