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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."
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"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"
"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."
"Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt"
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"God must have really liked saturn"
"Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian."
"""I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp"" Wtf is that? ""I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"""
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"