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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."
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"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."
"""I ate thoup before it wath cool."" - Hipthter"
"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"
"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"
"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."
"Ghost of Caesar: and what of my legacy? what now bares my name? Buildings? Mountains? Me:uhh remember how you used to love romaine lettuce?"
"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."
"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"