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Joke of the Day
"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."
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"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""
"Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me: Yesterday, you were closest to the remote."
"[HIGHLY OFFENSIVE] TRANSGENDER MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE"
"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
"WAITER: can i take your order? HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon"
"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."
"I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger."