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Joke of the Day
"I was in the midst of telling dad jokes when.. he had a heart attack and died."
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"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."
"Broken pencils are pointless."
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."
"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"
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"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."