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Joke of the Day

"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"

"How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years? Kissing strangers."

"What's brown and runs around your garden? Your fence."

"You know, I frankly don't find Isaac Newton's work all that original. I mean, half of his works were all derivatives anyway."

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"The student and the teacher. JACK: ""Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not. "" JACK: ""Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."""

"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."

"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""

"What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore"

"What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"