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Joke of the Day
"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."
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"My wife and I are doing role reversal to spice up our sex life... She's going to be the aggressor, and I'm going to lay there like a corpse."
"Q: What did one vampire say to the other vampire? A: Is that you coffin?"
"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"Let's have all your football jokes, I'll start . . . ""What's the most dangerous job in the NFL?"" Sucking the air out of Tom Brady's balls."
"How do you spell that? t-h-a-t"
"Don't let go of your dreams Press snooze"
"People who say that they're 'just naturally thin' are also just naturally awful."
"On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt... ...that shows a lot of balls."