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Joke of the Day

"Why be on time when I can make shitty excuses?"

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."

"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms."

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this."

"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"