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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."
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"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."
"Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."
"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
"There is only 2 things you need to know to succeed in life 1. Never help anyone succeed. 2."
"I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back."
"Economists... If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."
"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"Scientist1: You got any Sodium Hypobromite? Scientist2: NaBrO"