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Joke of the Day
"White people be loving the shit out of fall foliage."
Next Joke
"Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles. Diets are hard."
"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."
"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli."