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Joke of the Day
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
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"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"
"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."
"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"
"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."
"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"I like my girlfriends how I like my wine... 10 years old and locked in a cellar"
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile."