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Joke of the Day

"Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her? - Here too, my son. Here too ..."

"Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket."

"What do you say to a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"My bunny died. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know...."

"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"

"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."

"Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things... Literally"

"I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."