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Joke of the Day
"A good artist knows where to draw the line."
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"In Heaven all your lost pets are sitting around waiting to see you again. ""I wish he'd die,"" says Cupcake. They all nod."
"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"
"Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don't worry I expect it'll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this."
"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"
"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."
"*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* ""Game... BOY?"" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"