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Joke of the Day
"A good artist knows where to draw the line."
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"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation."
"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."
"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."
"Chess is actually quite easy... Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns."