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Joke of the Day
"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
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"I've just been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..... Feefiphobia"
"When should I send a picture of my cat to my boyfriend? I checked online and they keep saying I should make him wait to see my pussy, but I don't see what the big deal is."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew-chew."
"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."
"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."
"I only have one cardinal rule... Never feed them past 9, because if you do they'll be up and chirping all night"
"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."
"When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there's two people working there that hate each other."
"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."