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Joke of the Day

"I dated a midget, but I had to break up with her. She was always sticking her nose in my business."

"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."

"I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances."

"Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products... ...now there is no *escape*"

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A Pat on the head"

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""

"Cop ~ Do you know how fast you were going sir ? Me ~ Uhhh .... Roughly about the same as you Cop ~ Get out"

"What has four hairy legs and sleeps with my sister? My father and I"

"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."