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Joke of the Day

"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."

"how do I keep my skin looking so young? it's all thanks to [turns to camera smiling] an ancient curse [locusts pour from my mouth & eyes]"

"Why don't any pirates live in Kansas? Because they all live in *Ar*kansas."

"I like playing chess with bald men in the park... although its hard to find 32 of them."

"Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None they only screw the poor"

"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."

"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."

"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"Where do Russian Spy's live? In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)"

"What's the Biggest Jobs Killer in the United States? Pancreatic cancer."