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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."

"Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight."

"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"

"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."

"Always hit women with a left hook... ...because they don't deserve any rights"

"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"

"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."