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Joke of the Day
"Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight."
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"Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks."
"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."
"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."
"Suicide: Mans way of telling God - ""You can't fire me, I quit""."
"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."
"Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up."
"Hillary Clinton is... hilarious."
"9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make."
"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"