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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians breathe? They exhale"
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"What does a 500 pound parakeet say? ""TWEET!!!"" * [Source1](http://i.imgur.com/9HEfWT1.jpg) * [Source2](http://i.imgur.com/JR1VTA0.jpg)"
"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."
"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"
"How do you know all chickens are gold-digging size queens? All day long they're talking about ""buck, buck, big cock!"""
"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."
"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."
"Family size or very determined single person size?"
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"