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Joke of the Day

"In 1974 I helped a man called ""Falcon"" throw a heavy bag into the river.That nite on the news, I learned what it was: 300lbs of used condoms"

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"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."
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"I remember the last thing my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?"
"Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !"
"I just invented a new joke. I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."