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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."

"Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information."

"I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit."

"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."

"Budweiser should spend less on advertising and more on making their beer not taste like skunk butthole."

"How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy? None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)"

"Apparently there is a way to permanently remove memories But I forgot it."

"Last night my Professor told me to read Bartleby the Scrivner... I would prefer not to."

"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"

"So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating?"