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Joke of the Day
"sperm is like olives you need to learn to eat it"
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"A woman goes to up to a bar and orders a Double Entrendre... So the barman gave her one."
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"
"When someone says ""surprise me"", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men."
"My bra has felt way too tight all day. Sorry I just had to get that off my chest."
"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."