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Joke of the Day

"No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."

"Donald ""Pharmabro"" Trump: He wwebsite as on the internet!"

"I've opened a restaurant called 'Karma'... There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."

"Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here."

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."

"I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever"

"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti made from milk protein... But sadly he pasta whey."