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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."

"When I die, scatter me across my ex's front lawn. Also, don't cremate me."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"I can't have kids CUZ the second they disrespect me hooomaaagaww I would throw a child out a window"

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"A man brings some condoms to the cashier... ""I thought those were $4.99"" said the man ""35 cents for the tax"" replied the cashier ""Oh, I was wondered what kept those things on."""

"I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"A wise Chinese man once said, ""if your dog barks, it's undercooked."""