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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."

"If you're having a bad day , just remember ... All of you are funnier than Dane Cook ."

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s? Because beans always fall through the grill."

"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?"

"I consider myself very decisive.. I guess."

"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"

"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."