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Joke of the Day

"[talking to life insurance agent] Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money? No thanks."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."

"I just came back from a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me!! passing the parcel was super quick."

"The Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing Fred Phelps funeral. I'm not sure they even know what they're doing anymore, you guys."

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""

"What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad? A transparent"

"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"