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Joke of the Day
"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."
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"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"
"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation"""
"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth thweetie !"
"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."
"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."
"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."