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Joke of the Day
"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
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"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."
"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"
"I just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It's Hans free"
"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."
"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."
"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."
"If you get robot arms don't get the cheap ones [starts clapping for no reason]"