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Joke of the Day
"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"
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"What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015? The Flintstones."
"Dorito its life. I was eating doritos and my nouse started itching out of nowhere so i picked my nouse and now all i smell its doritos"
"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."
"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."
"Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC] The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)"
"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"
"What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio."
"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."
"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"