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Joke of the Day
"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"
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"I had sex with a chicken last night. It turns out the chicken came first, after all."
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"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"
"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"
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"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."