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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."
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"Saying ""I enjoy porn"" is considerably less creepy than saying ""I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations."""
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually."
"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"
"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."