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Joke of the Day
"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."
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"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."
"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"
"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."