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Joke of the Day
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
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"Boss: ""late again I see"" Brain: think of a good excuse! Mouth: ""your moms late."" Brain: wow...."
"Women's Rights"
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"Can't ever go back to work after what my boss just said to me ""You're fired"""
"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."
"It's called courting because you will need lawyers later."