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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan."
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"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."
"Who is Gary Johnson? I don't Aleppknow"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."
"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."
"What were the last words of king Laius? ""Mother fucker."""
"If batman and catwoman had a kid it would be batcat or the less popular manwoman."