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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a girl trying to keep up with a guy on my Fitbit challenge who may be walking out more sexual frustration than me"

"What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer? ""You really crack me up dude!"" The drug dealer responds with: ""How much?"""

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"

"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."

"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."