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Joke of the Day

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

"Two Calamari Two calamari walk into a pub. Bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" ""We'll have a Hurricane and a Sex On the Beach"" says squid A. Bartender pauses and says, ""That'll be three squid then."""

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"

"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."

"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."

"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"

"Pizza places should give away free pizza car air-freshners. Within 5seconds of sitting in your car, you WILL crave pizza."

"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."

"Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!"