5560

Joke of the Day

"Calling Sony comments""racially insensitive remarks"" instead of ""racist""? U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae."

"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."

"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"

"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""

"I'll never forget the first piece of advice my parents gave me when I was young:""Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...""It got me far"

"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"

"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."