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Joke of the Day
"The only B word you should call a woman is ""beautiful."" Bitches love being called beautiful."
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"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"
"What is Reddit's favorite pirate? Neckbeard"
"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"
"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."
"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."