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Joke of the Day

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"

"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"I dont know why people are disappointed when they find out a celebrity crush is married.As if that was their only obstacle to being together"

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."

"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."

"X-post from r/jokes: ""Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!"" ""Huh, strange. He's never done that before."""

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"

"Properly relocating a cavewoman Q: Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair? A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt."

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."