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Joke of the Day
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... Are you an iWitness?"
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"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."
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"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."
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"the reason we're moving is because it's haunted. we probably wouldn't mind a normal ghost but this guy died while quoting Borat was popular"
"Yo mama so fat when she moves, the space-time ripples are detectable with naked eye."
"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"
"What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac."
"8yo: mommy how old are you? Me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur?"