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Joke of the Day

"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"

"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."

"Two muffins are in a tin in the oven. One says to the other, ""man it's hot in here."" The other says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you're 12 to come onto your face."

"What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama? A CORNservative."

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"Kids teach you so many life lessons. Unconditional love, patience, the meaning of family, but mostly to lock the bedroom door."

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"