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Joke of the Day
"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."
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"I heard there was a bombing in Times Square. But it was just Mariah."
"How do you kill a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots."
"Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, ""Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."""
"When it comes to music..... Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out of those kids."
"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"
"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."
"When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !"
"What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert? ""Don't stop! Be leaving!"" Just a joke I thought up the other day."