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Joke of the Day
"I bet the cooler math nerds call each other Alge-brahs."
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"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""