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Joke of the Day

"I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a tramp (Courtesy of Milton Jones)"

"I love jokes about South Africans... who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves."

"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells. Edit: re wording"

"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"Black holes suck. Think about it."

"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"

"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"